Winter Garden

So we're painting the doors last night and looking at the color of the paint, which really looks like coffee with a lot of half-n-half in it, and then looking at the name of the paint — “Winter Garden” — and we realize the color is that of dead weeds.

Think about it.

Winter Garden.

What does your garden look like in winter? Is it brown? Are the plants dormant or dead?

Winter Garden.

We just have a little ways to go on the room: another coat of paint up by the ceiling and then the doors need another coat of Dead Plants, uh, I mean Winter Garden.